Q. When the Pilgrims landed, where did they stand?
A. On their feet!
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Q. Why didn't the turkey eat dessert?
A. He was stuffed!
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Q. What kind of vegetables would you like for Thanksgiving dinner?
A. Beets me!
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Q. Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?
A. To hatchet.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, I'm hungry!
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